Life’s Grocery List
I don’t think I’ve ever felt so alone as I did when I first went grocery shopping. It’s such a weird feeling. You grab a cart and start pushing it down the aisle wondering what it is that you need… Continue Reading
Author: hirachi
I Got 99 Problems But Monday Isn’t One
Monday gets such a shitty rap. It can’t help that it’s the first day of the work week. It’s like when gardeners mow your lawn at 8am. It’s not their fault that’s what time they are scheduled, but everyone hates… Continue Reading
Sorry I’m So Hot
Is it me, or is it messed up that girls can say “It’s hot in here” and that subliminally means “you need to do something about it.” Girls don’t even need to ask, and guys do stuff for them. If… Continue Reading
Big Foot’s Home Video
Guys typically use 2 paper products: toilet paper and paper towels. These two wonderful inventions have so many other functions than just wiping up spills and wiping up butts. Toilet paper is of course used for the bathroom, but it… Continue Reading
I’m Back?
I went to a Dodgers game a little while ago and realized that parking was almost as expensive as my ticket. Did you know it costs $15 to park your car in the Dodger lot? Beer is $10; a little… Continue Reading