When did it became fashionable to look like you didn’t care? There are so many v-neck white-shirt and designer jean men going around with 30 minute bed-head hair, its ridiculous. I didn’t know not caring took so much money and… Continue Reading
Rain, Rain, Why’d you fall? My friends and I Were having a ball When you came down And we had to call The whole day a mess. Rain, Rain Look what you’ve done It’s like you knew We were having… Continue Reading
I have an irrational fear of walking faster than a door sensor can function. I know it’s dumb, but I’m worried I’ll fully trust that little sensor and the one time it doesn’t see me, I end up mashing my… Continue Reading
I have a 1983 Mercury Grand Marquis in my possession. It was a loner car from a family friend that I was using right after I got into an accident. I got a new car, but I haven’t been able… Continue Reading
What is this? Seriously…does this make ANYONE want to go out and buy more chicken nuggets? It would be ok if it were a joke, but I am seriously having a hard time believing that this was a gag. If… Continue Reading