Does it only happen to me, or does anyone’s nose always seem to conveniently get itchy right after they touch something gross? You always have to make a quick decision about whether or not you want to touch your face… Continue Reading
Partying with a bunch of 20-year-olds is like year old Halloween candy. It might look good, but you know you should probably just stay away. For some reason, I’ve been finding myself at parties where I’m the oldest guy there. … Continue Reading
Lack of hygiene is most prevalent when its followed by food. I don’t know how many times I’ve pet a dog right before I ate something. And I really don’t care. If a germ from a dog’s body sickens or… Continue Reading
I don’t understand women magazines like Cosmo. On the front of a magazine that I just saw, one of the articles was “what colors drive a man crazy.” What? Is that really information that women want to know about guys? … Continue Reading
5 monkeys (does anyone else think it’s weird that we don’t change the “y” to an “ie” like everything else in our language? Anyways…) are placed in a cage and in the middle of the cage is a ladder. Once… Continue Reading