Shaq’s Cocoon
I have an irrational fear of walking faster than a door sensor can function. I know it’s dumb, but I’m worried I’ll fully trust that little sensor and the one time it doesn’t see me, I end up mashing my… Continue Reading
Growing Pains
Loving Those Creeps
I have a 1983 Mercury Grand Marquis in my possession. It was a loner car from a family friend that I was using right after I got into an accident. I got a new car, but I haven’t been able… Continue Reading
Reading Cosmo and Watching Caesar
I don’t understand women magazines like Cosmo. On the front of a magazine that I just saw, one of the articles was “what colors drive a man crazy.” What? Is that really information that women want to know about guys? … Continue Reading
Going Commando
And here we are… 2010. Start of a new decade. The old one was cool…parts of it. But overall, I think I came out of it a better person. And I think that’s all that really matters. Somewhere last decade,… Continue Reading
Y2K10
“Looks like we maaaaade it.” This should be the last post of 2009. Who am I kidding…this WILL be the last one. I’m not going go to write anything within the next couple days, I’ll be honest with myself. At… Continue Reading