I have a spam email entitled “Used G-string for sale”. My curiosity is almost stronger than the fear of an impending virus. Almost… I haven’t written for a long time. And that’s a combination of laziness, eye soreness, and lack… Continue Reading
“Too Wrong” and “Too Long” sound the same when you say it with an Asian accent… Commercials are such a stupid necessity. Without it, we couldn’t watch a lot of shows. They are the ones who are paying for it. … Continue Reading
Monday gets such a shitty rap. It can’t help that it’s the first day of the work week. It’s like when gardeners mow your lawn at 8am. It’s not their fault that’s what time they are scheduled, but everyone hates… Continue Reading
Guys typically use 2 paper products: toilet paper and paper towels. These two wonderful inventions have so many other functions than just wiping up spills and wiping up butts. Toilet paper is of course used for the bathroom, but it… Continue Reading
Are you aware that there are expiration dates on liquid soap and Pam? Does Pam really go bad? I’m pretty sure no one has used old Pam and had an upset stomach the next day. “Are you feeling ok?” “I’ll… Continue Reading