Abe Lincoln’s Mom
I have to stop putting change in the same pocket as my keys. Whenever I try to open my car door, I end up making it rain everywhere. I guess it’d be like making it hail since it’s just some… Continue Reading
Mostly Nonsense
Fashion Police
I apologize if it’s crass or crude But no explanation is silly and rude! I feel much better cuz all that food Just came out after I poo’d On Easter, I took a #2 and right when I came out,… Continue Reading
The Name of the Game
Who was the person in charge of naming the fly? Apparently the most uncreative person ever. Must have been the same guy who named the orange. “Ok, Lenny…everyone gets a chance to name something and we all know you didn’t… Continue Reading
Vegas: A Multiple Part Series
There has a to be a direct correlation between girls who call themselves “divas” and sweats that have words across the butt. Wikipedia says a diva is “a celebrated female singer.” If you call yourself, a diva, you probably aren’t. … Continue Reading
Weathery Old Folks
Rain, Rain, Why’d you fall? My friends and I Were having a ball When you came down And we had to call The whole day a mess. Rain, Rain Look what you’ve done It’s like you knew We were having… Continue Reading