I don’t like motivational fitness posters. I feel like they’re more about cleverness than they are about motivation. They always take a phrase and then slightly twist the nouns, like “it’s not the size of the dog in the fight,… Continue Reading
There’s not an easy way to start this, so I guess I’ll just get into it. Last week, I was taking a dump at work. Sometimes, nature calls and you just need to take that call wherever you are. I… Continue Reading
On Monday, I turned 28 and one of the first things realized is that I never spell “diarrhea” right. Why I thought about that, I couldn’t tell you. I was walking up a flight of stairs and it hit me.… Continue Reading
Remember when we were young and use to ask our parents for disposable cameras so we could take pictures of ourselves? And when they got developed, we’d take them to school and show all of our friends? Man…those were the… Continue Reading
Today, I watched a series of Youtube videos that led me to “10 greatest Nicholas Cage Moments,” which I can only assume is the deepest and darkest part of the internet. The great thing about the internet is that anyone… Continue Reading