Recently, I started doing crossword puzzles in the morning paper. I also started complaining that it’s too cold and that my back hurts, so apparently I’m turning 70 this year… I used to try and finish every one I started,… Continue Reading
This title is a quote that someone said during the tail end of a 4-hour meeting. Verbatim. For the past 2 months, I’ve been making a conscious effort to pronounce the first “r” in February. Go ahead, I’ll let you… Continue Reading
Last weekend I was driving down to Orange County and there was a little bit of traffic. Not stop-and-go traffic, but more like, “what could possibly be in front of me that’s only allowing me to go 30 in the… Continue Reading
I went to a college graduation last weekend. There was an incredible amount of people supporting a great accomplishment for one of their loved ones. But then I listened to the Valedictorian give a speech. What does a 21-year-old know… Continue Reading
Not every fart needs to be addressed. It’s just fun to address every fart… I used to be really good at text flirting. I used to have witty comments that could be easily interpreted, fully utilizing quotation marks, ellipses, and… Continue Reading