Unless it’s raining, puddles are highly untrustworthy. I have no idea who or what made a specific puddle, but both of those answers are probably best left a mystery. I don’t think I want anyone to tell me the answer… Continue Reading
There’s not an easy way to start this, so I guess I’ll just get into it. Last week, I was taking a dump at work. Sometimes, nature calls and you just need to take that call wherever you are. I… Continue Reading
I think I have a fear that I’ll be balding and won’t have the common sense to just chop my hair off. Everyone in my family has a pretty thick ass set of hair, so I think I’m good, but… Continue Reading
On Monday, I turned 28 and one of the first things realized is that I never spell “diarrhea” right. Why I thought about that, I couldn’t tell you. I was walking up a flight of stairs and it hit me.… Continue Reading
Yesterday was National Tequila Day. There’s no Wikipedia page for it, so I assume it’s basically a made up holiday from people who felt like it was important enough to make a Facebook Page for. Unlike some legitimate holiday or… Continue Reading