Recently, I started doing crossword puzzles in the morning paper. I also started complaining that it’s too cold and that my back hurts, so apparently I’m turning 70 this year… I used to try and finish every one I started,… Continue Reading
Have you ever been watching a movie and 3/4ths of the way through, you say, “What the HELL is going on?” This happens a lot in Kung Fu movies, and the only thing that keeps me watching is the awesome… Continue Reading
I hate looking at my text messages the morning after I get drunk. It’s like I turn into a guy who thinks he’s smooth, and if you know me well, you’ll know that the only time the words “me” and… Continue Reading
I know, I know. I’m tardy to the party. But I thought it would be a good idea to have a beer before I ate dinner on Tuesday, and the next thing you know, I’m 5 beers deep, watching Jackie… Continue Reading
Last weekend, my grandma started a conversation with the opening line, “How’s your poop?” Let me backtrack a little because, out of context, that sounds worse than it probably is. I’m very close to my grandma. I spent 18 years… Continue Reading