There’s a lot of positive things I have to say, but I’ll start off by continuing with the negative. I hate people that correct you and make them say that they’re a Doctor. “Mr. Thompson, I was wondering…” “Uh, that’s… Continue Reading
This entire post is for people who are single and trying to date people. Or people who are just curious about what it’s like to be a single dude trying to get to know a girl. Here are some hard-learned… Continue Reading
I don’t get why gangsters and mobsters keep records of every bad cop, judge, or government official they’ve paid off on one CD or in one book. They always find it. Diversify your evidence, you dummies… There’s a lot of… Continue Reading
Fuck love. Seriously, what a terrible, heart-wrenching emotion. I’m starting to think that the person who said “It’s better to have loved and lost than to have ever loved at all” was a lonely loser who never experienced what it… Continue Reading
I usually like to start posts with an English lesson. Today, class…I’d like to compare the pronunciation of Buried and Berried. Most people pronounce buried like they are saying beginning of the word “bear,” not like “burn.” I’d much rather… Continue Reading