Facebook is like a terrible girlfriend that isn’t good for you at all. She always wants to know what you’re doing, what you’re thinking, and what you “like.” She wants you to “check in” and find out where you are. … Continue Reading
The difference between a crazy eye and a lazy eye is that one does way more work. This will be the only random observation of the post. There will be more to come, but I have a lot on my… Continue Reading
Fuck love. Seriously, what a terrible, heart-wrenching emotion. I’m starting to think that the person who said “It’s better to have loved and lost than to have ever loved at all” was a lonely loser who never experienced what it… Continue Reading
Is it just me, or am I the only one that notices a weird trend between guys who have/do extremely nerdy things and have ponytails. Fushigi, devil sticks,(does his name really have to be Kevin…) Weird martial arts. Everyone has… Continue Reading
How the hell do you stop a toboggan? It’s one of the few means of transportation where your foot is the brake. Shout out to Fred Flinstone. When did shortening phrases become so popular? Are we really that lazy? LOL? … Continue Reading