I can’t tell you the reason I didn’t write last week. Not because I don’t want to, but because I literally don’t remember what I was doing. I don’t know when it happened, but I’ve become extremely interested in the… Continue Reading
This title is a quote that someone said during the tail end of a 4-hour meeting. Verbatim. For the past 2 months, I’ve been making a conscious effort to pronounce the first “r” in February. Go ahead, I’ll let you… Continue Reading
Today I put away 35 Christmas lights into a kleenex-box sized…box? Anyways, my grandma was adamant about putting them away herself when she finally up after 5 minutes and walked away. So I took them and basically just shoved them… Continue Reading
I know, I know. I’m tardy to the party. But I thought it would be a good idea to have a beer before I ate dinner on Tuesday, and the next thing you know, I’m 5 beers deep, watching Jackie… Continue Reading
Last weekend, my grandma started a conversation with the opening line, “How’s your poop?” Let me backtrack a little because, out of context, that sounds worse than it probably is. I’m very close to my grandma. I spent 18 years… Continue Reading