Meg Whitman’s Double Down
I’ve been doing a lot of traveling lately. Two weeks ago, I traveled into the unknown and graduated, but it took me a week to get back to reality. I made a lot of pit stops into lazy town, relax… Continue Reading
Moving Forward
Are you aware that there are expiration dates on liquid soap and Pam? Does Pam really go bad? I’m pretty sure no one has used old Pam and had an upset stomach the next day. “Are you feeling ok?” “I’ll… Continue Reading
Abe Lincoln’s Mom
I have to stop putting change in the same pocket as my keys. Whenever I try to open my car door, I end up making it rain everywhere. I guess it’d be like making it hail since it’s just some… Continue Reading
Halloween Costume Ideas
I’m pretty terrible at Halloween. I always end up picking a really weird outfit 2-0 days prior to the holiday. I think it’d be funny to dress up in really specific costumes that everyone has to ask you what you… Continue Reading
Lucky Money
I skipped last week because…well…I didn’t have anything to say. Not that I really ever have anything to say, but I had drawn a blank. If there’s ever been a writer’s block on nonsense, I had it last week. I… Continue Reading