Life’s Buffet
I’m starting to worry that people like me intoxicated more than they like me sober. That’s never a good thing. To be conditional entertainment. Like if people hang out with me when I drink and have a good time, and… Continue Reading
Married in Vegas
It’s weird being the skinniest guy in line at a McDonalds. Makes me feel like I shouldn’t be there. But no one is judging me when it’s 4am and I buy a 20 piece nugget and two double cheeseburgers. Or… Continue Reading
Rhetoricals and Hypotheticals
I missed last week, due in large part to procrastination of a paper. And when it comes to finishing a paper and writing some dumb observations on a post, somehow school always wins. My bad. Now I have to punish… Continue Reading
Commercial Cuteness
Is there anything cuter than kids playing with puppies? I’m not sure. There might be though. This weekend I was walking back to my apartment and I saw a little five-year-old boy stomping around in his plastic roller blades. He… Continue Reading
Coming Soon to a Doorbell Near You
Here comes Autumn, I feel her breeze Blowing through the bending trees. Summer’s shown its shining rays But now we prep for cooler days So goodbye blues and hello grays And welcome fun filled holidays Get out your PJs and… Continue Reading