Unless it’s raining, puddles are highly untrustworthy. I have no idea who or what made a specific puddle, but both of those answers are probably best left a mystery. I don’t think I want anyone to tell me the answer… Continue Reading
Today I walked in on a conversation where a man and a woman (co-workers) were talking about a superior that they were frustrated with. The woman was adding suger to her coffee and said, “Can you believe that?” The guy… Continue Reading
I feel like you’re probably not a good magician unless you have long black hair and a goatee. There’s a tall, skinny guy at work who has both qualities and always wears black vests, and I’m pretty sure he’s a… Continue Reading
I don’t like motivational fitness posters. I feel like they’re more about cleverness than they are about motivation. They always take a phrase and then slightly twist the nouns, like “it’s not the size of the dog in the fight,… Continue Reading
I feel like people who say “Work Smarter, Not Harder” spend a lot of time thinking about ways to not work hard. You could just…get it done. I really don’t like it when people say they don’t have enough time.… Continue Reading