Lucky Money
I skipped last week because…well…I didn’t have anything to say. Not that I really ever have anything to say, but I had drawn a blank. If there’s ever been a writer’s block on nonsense, I had it last week. I… Continue Reading
Growing Pains
Fashion Police
I apologize if it’s crass or crude But no explanation is silly and rude! I feel much better cuz all that food Just came out after I poo’d On Easter, I took a #2 and right when I came out,… Continue Reading
The Name of the Game
Who was the person in charge of naming the fly? Apparently the most uncreative person ever. Must have been the same guy who named the orange. “Ok, Lenny…everyone gets a chance to name something and we all know you didn’t… Continue Reading
More Underwear Mysteries
.7% of American men wear their boxers backwards so when they poop, they can just go through the little opening and not have to pull their boxers down. Yea…that’s made up. I think the more obscure you can make a… Continue Reading
Looks Like You Don’t Care
When did it became fashionable to look like you didn’t care? There are so many v-neck white-shirt and designer jean men going around with 30 minute bed-head hair, its ridiculous. I didn’t know not caring took so much money and… Continue Reading